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Polititties

The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.
Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.

The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008
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Posititties

Boobs so large you have to get a custom fit bra
Man 1: I heard you hit it with Grace last night
Man 2: Yea bro her tits were so big that bitch had posititties
Posititties by alolli8 June 2, 2018

mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast
When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties
mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

politistress 

noun | po-lit-i-stress | \pə-ˈli-ti-stres\

1. Unease or anxiety brought on by reaction to the operation of a government or the election thereof.
Ever since the election, people are experiencing daily anxiety about the policies of the new government; their politistress is running very high.
politistress by KwordmanL March 10, 2018