Polititties

The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.

Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.

The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.

Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008

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Posititties

Boobs so large you have to get a custom fit bra

Man 1: I heard you hit it with Grace last night
Man 2: Yea bro her tits were so big that bitch had posititties

Posititties by alolli8 June 2, 2018

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Polititties • Posititties • politistress • mashed potitties

mashed potitties

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

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politistress

noun | po-lit-i-stress | \pə-ˈli-ti-stres\

1. Unease or anxiety brought on by reaction to the operation of a government or the election thereof.

Ever since the election, people are experiencing daily anxiety about the policies of the new government; their politistress is running very high.

politistress by KwordmanL March 10, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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