A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.
We were trying to have a discussion at (insert ANY political blog, forum, or website here) but the politards kept spewing bullshit so our discussion ended up going nowhere.
by Brudogg September 18, 2010
Get the Politardmug. A Politard is any sort of rock or movie star who is passionate about a cause, but has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They once watched something about it on entertainment tonight. Where they get all their world news.
by cstew December 28, 2005
Get the Politardmug. One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.
by SelfControl November 13, 2004
Get the politardmug. by disgusted one September 26, 2006
Get the politardmug. A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??
“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025
Get the Politardmug.