Politard 

A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.

We were trying to have a discussion at (insert ANY political blog, forum, or website here) but the politards kept spewing bullshit so our discussion ended up going nowhere.

Politard by Brudogg September 18, 2010

politard 

One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.

quoteFUCK BUSH/KERY AND ALL HIS REPUGNICAN/LABIARAL CRONIES!!!!!!!!111one/quote

politard.

politard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Politard 

A Politard is any sort of rock or movie star who is passionate about a cause, but has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They once watched something about it on entertainment tonight. Where they get all their world news.

Holy shit Bono is a politard... he must have seen something about that world issue on pimp my ride.

Politard by cstew December 28, 2005

politard 

A particularly dumb, stupid, slow witted politician

"How could we allow a politard like Bush to become president?"

politard by disgusted one September 26, 2006

Politard 

A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??

“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”

“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”

To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.

Politard by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025

Poltard

Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).

Damn this board is full of poltards.

Poltard by Tranny420 December 3, 2020

Polytard 

1. Useless at many things.
2. Retarded in many ways.
3. Idiot.
4. Antithesis of Polymath.

That guy is such a polytard.

Polytard by Arctic_Myth March 26, 2009