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Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009
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pokerface 

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga
girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"
pokerface by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009

butter-pokerface

Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.
That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.
butter-pokerface by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

Pokerfacing 

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.
Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.
Pokerfacing by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

Puckerface 

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.
Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.
Puckerface by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

poker face

A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.
Nicole has one solid poker face when we have sex, that's why I had a vasectomy.
poker face by d'fo March 19, 2004

Poképace 

The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player's.
You can tell they're all playing Pokémon GO based on their trademark Poképace.

If it usually takes 15 minutes to walk there, it'll take Ramon 30 to 45 based on his Poképace.
Poképace by ToiletCheese July 25, 2016
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