Pokerface

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Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"

"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."

Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

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pokerface

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga

girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"

pokerface by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009

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butter-pokerface

Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.

That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.

butter-pokerface by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

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Pokerfacing

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.

Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.

Pokerfacing by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

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Puckerface

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.

Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.

Puckerface by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

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poker face

A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.

Nicole has one solid poker face when we have sex, that's why I had a vasectomy.

poker face by d'fo March 19, 2004

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Poképace

The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player's.

You can tell they're all playing Pokémon GO based on their trademark Poképace.

If it usually takes 15 minutes to walk there, it'll take Ramon 30 to 45 based on his Poképace.

Poképace by ToiletCheese July 25, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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