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Pokerfacing 

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.
Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.
Pokerfacing by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

pookerface 

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.
Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!
pookerface by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

pokerfacing 

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"
"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"
pokerfacing by nessa_x July 25, 2009

Pokerfuck 

Poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or any other really good poker hand.
When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in pocket aces with a pair of sevens, then he makes three of a kind on the river. That guy is a bona-fide pokerfuck.
Pokerfuck by Damitdan October 28, 2006

pokerface 

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga
girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"
pokerface by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009