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Puckerface 

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.
Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.
Puckerface by DJCOJO July 8, 2010
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zuckerface 

Someone who has such a punch-able face and/or looks like Mark Zuckerberg
That piece of shit has such a zuckerface
zuckerface by sk3tch4d December 2, 2019

Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

suckerface 

A term extremely rarely used, spoken in place of a derogatory term when attempting to insult another person. It was invented by a woman who tends to brap at inappropriate times, and cannot pronounce words containing the letters ‘de’. She claims the term is widely used, though research has strictly proven otherwise. Surprisingly, the inventor is much older than 4-6 years of age, which is the typical range for which this word would be used, if at all. Also, this is the only age group that can use the term without sounding absolutely ridiculous.
Leave lin-duh-sey alone!! Every single person in the media is a suckerface.
suckerface by alexis.r October 10, 2008

Puckerfuck 

Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing
Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"
Puckerfuck by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017

peckerface 

Some one with an extremly ugly face and has a nose that looks like a pecker.
Lee Hampy has is a peckerface and will never get laid by a woman with all her teeth.

Puckerfuck 

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"
CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."
Puckerfuck by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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