pointnes
Your onpointness is on point
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pointless
pointless by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008
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Pointless Bobby
Pointless Bobby is somewhat of a game derived from the idea of 'pointless bullshit', 'bobby bullshit' or 'pointless bobby bullshit', hence the abbreviated name. The idea of the game is to tell someone a total lie for absolutely no reason at all except the fact that one has participated in Pointless Bobby, or as it's sometimes known, 'pointless bobbying' someone.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.
There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.
There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.
Person A: 'What? That gormless Ayo kid told me he was a milkman, I saw him working in Somerfield yesterday!'
Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'
Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'
Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'
Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'
Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'
Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'
Pointless Bobby by ClearDoodan April 30, 2010
pointless fuck
sexual act executed between two persons and based mainly on instantaneously built mutual attraction and sexual arousal regardless of their past, present or future relationships.
pointless fuck by Asano February 18, 2015
Pointless Ghost
A shady figure known for drawing the largest breasts on the most unlikely of characters. A menace to the society of online snowflakes who throw a fit over "oversexualization" of characters who aren't even minors. He's also a very nice person, so don't judge a book by its cover!
Wow, is that twitter user Pointless Ghost? He draws the best houseki art, but those boobs are awfully big...
Pointless Ghost by yoyothong January 12, 2022
You're Pointless
You're Pointless by Dropped My Idiot May 29, 2018
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