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Pointles by LongHardBeef July 17, 2011
Words you can keep

pointles 

Pointles is an adjective used to describe anything that is, within reasonable parameters, moot, stupid, 'gay', useless, dumb, idiotic, repetative, rudimentary, abject, retarded, subpar, less-than-stellar, ugly, unfunny, akin to (insert least favorite celebrity name here), or any material object one is unable to possess
-The condom nerds carry in their wallet is pointles.
-That expensive looking car your neighbor has in their driveway is pointles.
-An umbrella on a sunny day is pointles.
-An African American wearing sunscreen is pointles.
-Having a job is pointles.
-Having a definition of 'pointles' is pointles.
pointles by LordMortimur July 16, 2011

piontles 

A miss-spelling of the word "pointless". Popularized by qi19 on IGN, when he spelled it this way twice in a row on a review of the game "Catherine". Said by many to become the next spelling meme, and is often used instead of "pointless" on IGN.
Direct comment from qi19: ign has to stop making these piontles articals about where the review of a game is if its not finished then just wait a few days instead of making piontles sh.t like this
piontles by Severage July 17, 2011

piontles 

A brutal misspelling of the word "pointless." Even worse is the fact that it was spelled the same way twice in one (run on) sentence, as posted in a comment on the video game website ign.com.
ign has to stop making these piontles articals about where the review of a game is if its not finished then just wait a few days instead of making piontles sh.t like this
piontles by blazini6 July 11, 2011

pointless 

something that is a waste of time or of no use
It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE
pointless by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Pointless Bobby 

Pointless Bobby is somewhat of a game derived from the idea of 'pointless bullshit', 'bobby bullshit' or 'pointless bobby bullshit', hence the abbreviated name. The idea of the game is to tell someone a total lie for absolutely no reason at all except the fact that one has participated in Pointless Bobby, or as it's sometimes known, 'pointless bobbying' someone.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.

There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.
Person A: 'What? That gormless Ayo kid told me he was a milkman, I saw him working in Somerfield yesterday!'

Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'

Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'

Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'
Pointless Bobby by ClearDoodan April 30, 2010

Pointless 

I got one question for you, buddy.

Why ARE you looking at this?!
Isn't it what you know it is?

Isn't it POINTLESS??!!
Why'd they put a gate for a lawn that isn't barred?!
POINTLESS!!!
Pointless by ThenewURL August 31, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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