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Pointles by LongHardBeef July 17, 2011
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pointles 

Pointles is an adjective used to describe anything that is, within reasonable parameters, moot, stupid, 'gay', useless, dumb, idiotic, repetative, rudimentary, abject, retarded, subpar, less-than-stellar, ugly, unfunny, akin to (insert least favorite celebrity name here), or any material object one is unable to possess
-The condom nerds carry in their wallet is pointles.
-That expensive looking car your neighbor has in their driveway is pointles.
-An umbrella on a sunny day is pointles.
-An African American wearing sunscreen is pointles.
-Having a job is pointles.
-Having a definition of 'pointles' is pointles.
pointles by LordMortimur July 16, 2011

piontles 

A miss-spelling of the word "pointless". Popularized by qi19 on IGN, when he spelled it this way twice in a row on a review of the game "Catherine". Said by many to become the next spelling meme, and is often used instead of "pointless" on IGN.
Direct comment from qi19: ign has to stop making these piontles articals about where the review of a game is if its not finished then just wait a few days instead of making piontles sh.t like this
piontles by Severage July 17, 2011

piontles 

A brutal misspelling of the word "pointless." Even worse is the fact that it was spelled the same way twice in one (run on) sentence, as posted in a comment on the video game website ign.com.
ign has to stop making these piontles articals about where the review of a game is if its not finished then just wait a few days instead of making piontles sh.t like this
piontles by blazini6 July 11, 2011

pointless 

something that is a waste of time or of no use
It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE
pointless by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Pointless Bobby 

Pointless Bobby is somewhat of a game derived from the idea of 'pointless bullshit', 'bobby bullshit' or 'pointless bobby bullshit', hence the abbreviated name. The idea of the game is to tell someone a total lie for absolutely no reason at all except the fact that one has participated in Pointless Bobby, or as it's sometimes known, 'pointless bobbying' someone.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.

There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.
Person A: 'What? That gormless Ayo kid told me he was a milkman, I saw him working in Somerfield yesterday!'

Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'

Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'

Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'
Pointless Bobby by ClearDoodan April 30, 2010

Pointless 

I got one question for you, buddy.

Why ARE you looking at this?!
Isn't it what you know it is?

Isn't it POINTLESS??!!
Why'd they put a gate for a lawn that isn't barred?!
POINTLESS!!!
Pointless by ThenewURL August 31, 2016
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