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Moss Piglet
A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).
Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."
Moss Piglet by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020
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Pongle
A term for the rectal self-administering a drug (often of illicit nature)
The term originated sometime in 2011 on the IRC chatroom for a famous underground website that facilitates the buying and selling of drugs. But it is not known exactly how, when or why it first started being used.
And although its use was orignally restricted to a small group of maybe 50 people who frequented the chatroom, its use has started to spread among "Cyber-Druggies".
and it use is even starting to show up in high schools.
The term originated sometime in 2011 on the IRC chatroom for a famous underground website that facilitates the buying and selling of drugs. But it is not known exactly how, when or why it first started being used.
And although its use was orignally restricted to a small group of maybe 50 people who frequented the chatroom, its use has started to spread among "Cyber-Druggies".
and it use is even starting to show up in high schools.
Billy wanted to get as high as possible from his stash of MDMA. So after much deliberation, He decided to Pongle it.
Pongle by The Doctor of Gonzo September 8, 2012
snorting piglets
snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019
piglets
Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.
piglets by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019
poogle
When I went to the bathroom, I brought my iPhone so I could poogle some information about area restaurants.
The Poogle Game
A game in which multiple men look up random words on google images. In doing this act they place bets on which page there will be porn on. Winner takes all. *Make sure safe search is off
The Poogle Game by daddy lurs January 25, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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