pohot
pohot by BeeaansWhattheheck June 24, 2023
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photo-floor
Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.
The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.
The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.
photo-floor by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011
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pohot • Pohoten • Photo-rape • Phot • photobomb • phoot • photobombing • photobooth • Photobucket • photo whore
Photo Bombshell
A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.
Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"
Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"
Man #1: "Really?"
Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."
Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"
Man #1: "Really?"
Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."
Photo Bombshell by Sundaydriver101 August 18, 2011
photo dump
when someone has way too much photos on their phone and they upload them to instagram, regardless if they combine or make sense.
photo dump by understandbitch November 15, 2020
Pehoto
Pay-HOE-toe
1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.
2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.
3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.
2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.
3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)
Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)
Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!
Pehoto by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009
Suicide Photo Bomber
A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.
Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.
Suicide Photo Bomber by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010
photobombing
Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise.
Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.
Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.
photobombing by U8IK May 6, 2008
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