Pohoten

A word that is not what you think it is

It means "too hot" 😇

Look at my teacher
He is pohoten

by Osjhdfuduhddhdhdheh May 18, 2023

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

Pootenanny

A pussy party! First made famous by Naughty by Nature's breakout smash "O.P.P."

Combined from poontang, hootenanny, pu-nanna.

You down with OPP (Other Peoples' Pootenanny)?!? Yeah, you know me!

by FreddyTheBear January 7, 2017

Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Pootenza

A fancy bit of flatulence that resemble a melody, chorus or verse from an existing piece of music, preferably classical but there is no set preference.

I heard the familiar tune and I began to whistle; only to realize it was mearly the sound of her soft pootenza. Bummer

by MrE_9P April 1, 2011