Pay-HOE-toe
1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.
2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.
3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.
2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.
3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)
Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)
Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!
by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009