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poffap by keooooooooooo April 7, 2013

Words you can keep

podfapping

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.

"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"

podfapping by akumabito November 3, 2005

Related Words

poffap • podfapping • pofap • poffa's • Poffacake • poffadock • porfaplis • poo-fap • Puffa Puffa Face

poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!

Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

poffadock by smokepellet October 18, 2008

porfaplis

ghetto spanglish slang.

this is pretty much the spanish/spanglish version of plskthx, formed from the melding of the spanish "por favor" and english "please".

ai guantu haf won, porfaplis??

les go au tunai, porfaplis??

porfaplis by cucusa May 11, 2008

Poffacake

A pun on the popular UK biscuit "jaffa cake". Refers to tall, blonde Swedish men who, like jaffa cakes, have a dark side, a soft side, and a fucked up inside. But again, like jaffa cakes, you love them anyway.

"I met the perfect guy yesterday - I might even go as far as to say he's a Poffacake".

Poffacake by danniiscool March 28, 2017

pofap

pop one for a player

Pofap ma?? Maybe for a birthday present??

pofap by Ingus washington the 95th May 25, 2023

poffa's

A brand new dutch term for abusing policemen.

pronunciation: poh-faahs

Shit, we got some poffa's right behind us!

My dad had a warning from a poffa

poffa's by Ramonpep May 15, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026