pofap 

pop one for a player

Pofap ma?? Maybe for a birthday present??

pofap by Ingus washington the 95th May 25, 2023

Profapperole 

Kind of like the normal profiterole but with a different kind of cream. (Jizz in a profiterole and serve it.)

Person 1: "Hey, guys! Try some of these, it's my new recipe."

Person 2: "Ooooh! I love profiteroles."

Person 1: *Quietly* "Profapperoles."

Person 2: "What?!?"

Person 1: "Nothing."

Profapperole by GDo May 13, 2010

podfapping 

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.

"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"

podfapping by akumabito November 3, 2005

Potapenis 

a potato that looks like a penis

I just love your potapenis in my mouth

Potapenis by 123456789asfghj June 5, 2014

POAPS! 

Acronym for 'Pvp, on a Pvp Server'
Created by Ricesbot on the Stonemaul Realm forums in the game World of Warcraft in 2007.

Steve says: Yo dude! Stop ganking me man!!!
Bob says: Its just POAPS! man, stop crying. you rolled on a pvp server thats what you get.

POAPS! by Cronoo November 28, 2007

ProFap 

ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!

“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”

ProFap by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022

ponaple 

A potato that's also a pineapple

I'm a ponaple

ponaple by TheRealQueenPotato October 29, 2017