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pofap by Ingus washington the 95th May 25, 2023
Words you can keep
Profapperole
Kind of like the normal profiterole but with a different kind of cream. (Jizz in a profiterole and serve it.)
Person 1: "Hey, guys! Try some of these, it's my new recipe."
Person 2: "Ooooh! I love profiteroles."
Person 1: *Quietly* "Profapperoles."
Person 2: "What?!?"
Person 1: "Nothing."
Person 2: "Ooooh! I love profiteroles."
Person 1: *Quietly* "Profapperoles."
Person 2: "What?!?"
Person 1: "Nothing."
Profapperole by GDo May 13, 2010
Related Words
pofap • Potapearplaple • pocapussy • Povaphobic • pfap • Poapple • poaptopia • pocaphobia • Pocapirofa • Podaphile
podfapping
Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.
Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.
Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.
"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."
"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"
"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"
"lets all podsterbate"
"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"
"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"
"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"
"lets all podsterbate"
"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"
podfapping by akumabito November 3, 2005
Potapenis
Potapenis by 123456789asfghj June 5, 2014
ProFap
ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!
“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”
ProFap by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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