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podfapping 

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.
"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"
podfapping by akumabito November 3, 2005
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A podcast that after a while becomes less and less frequently updated and then blinks out altogether. Alternately a podcast that is going strong and suddenly stops.
The phenomenon has earned its own label, "podfading," coined by podcaster Scott Fletcher in February 2005 when he gave up on two podcasts of his own. -from Wired News By Steve Friess Feb, 07, 2006
podfading by Charles Hodgson February 17, 2006
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Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.
Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping
Poonapping by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

ProgFapping 

The act of fapping at an unusual speed, stopping off and on and changing the fap tempo as you go. Also is referred to from FapFap Revolution as the action of playing FapFap Revolution to a progressive song.
1. Playing FapFap Revolution to a prog rock song, such as "YYZ" by Rush.

2. "Sex was weird for the first time after getting used to ProgFapping. My girlfriend thought I had tourettes or something."
ProgFapping by Werkshop April 6, 2010

podfaking 

The act of wearing earbuds even if your iPod is not on or not charged to avoid annoying or obnoxious people.
That guy next to me on the plane kept trying to talk to me, so I was podfaking the whole flight home.
podfaking by cbh5624 October 18, 2008

popcapping 

1. verb: To pop a cap in one's ass.

2. Playing games on popcap.com
1. I didn't make it to my friend's party 'cause I was popcapping some dudes.

2. I like popcap, therefore I'm popcapping.
popcapping by hazgirl22 August 7, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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