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podfaster 

Someone who listens to a large about of podcasts at faster than normal speeds often speeds of 1.2x, 1.5x and sometimes 2x and even 3x.
Podfasters do this to listen to large amount of podcasts during a week compared to the normal average of 5-7 a week
Susan is a podfaster, she listens to her podcasts at speeds of 2x. She does this as she listens to around 150-200 hours of podcasts a week.
podfaster by seeeeellliott September 3, 2021
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1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile
"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"
pfaster by JDPS January 19, 2009
Related Words

Podcastee 

A person who listens to podcasts.
The podcaster thanked all of the podcastees for listening.
Podcastee by Grant Cosper January 21, 2008
Slang for a homosexual male. Used mostly in Britan.
"Stop acting like such a poufster, bloke!"

"I really like Jimmy." "Forget it, dear -- he's a poufster."
poufster by Bobastasia September 14, 2006
Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).
Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster
Poaster by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021

podmaster 

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.
Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

Poosaster 

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.
"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"