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A British slang term for a homosexual male. Popular among Monty Python fans for its use in the "Bruce Sketch."
Rule number one: no poufters! Rule number two: each man must be seen with a beer in each hand at all times. Rule number three: no poufters...
poufter by slartibart January 14, 2008
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poofster 

You look like a poofster in that pink flowered shirt.
poofster by J-Mon September 4, 2005

poofster 

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off
poofster by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003
A minor derogatory term, similar to such words as "idiot" and "putz".
Larry is such a poufter.
poufter by Duck April 18, 2004

the poofster 

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.
Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
the poofster by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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