podfaking

The act of wearing earbuds even if your iPod is not on or not charged to avoid annoying or obnoxious people.

That guy next to me on the plane kept trying to talk to me, so I was podfaking the whole flight home.

by cbh5624 October 18, 2008

podiating

Sitting on the academic podium at SuNy Albany relaxing or chillin when you are supposed to be in class, or whenever. Wasting time on the podium, loitering.

"DAMNNN...why you wasting maddd time podiating??? Go to class for once"

by Lisa Maria October 23, 2007

podfading

A podcast that after a while becomes less and less frequently updated and then blinks out altogether. Alternately a podcast that is going strong and suddenly stops.

The phenomenon has earned its own label, "podfading," coined by podcaster Scott Fletcher in February 2005 when he gave up on two podcasts of his own. -from Wired News By Steve Friess Feb, 07, 2006

by Charles Hodgson February 17, 2006

podfapping

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.

"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"

by akumabito November 3, 2005

PodWalking

When you're walking and you're listening to your ipod and you're singing, whistling, or mouthing the words!

person: Hey, did you see Shannon yesterday?
other person: Yeah, at the park. She was podwalking so she didn't notice me.

by BRACEFACE2009 July 2, 2009

podunking

Living in a car. Similar to "boondocking" in an RV, podunking is dry camping in your average sedan, station wagon, or a van that has not been converted into an RV. Podunkers have no bathroom or cooking facilities in the vehicle.

My wife kicked me out of the house, so I've been podunking in my subuaru in the parking lot behind work.

by e-man February 24, 2013

podjacking

To hijack someone else's iPod (esp. w/car interface, while owner is driving) and change their playlist of choice to one you prefer--without their consent, knowing they are unable to interfere. Can imply a criticism of the owner's taste in music.

Dude--don't be podjacking me! I just put that playlist together! My car, my tunes...

Ugh--this music sucks. I'm podjacking you.

by rshellesen July 27, 2008