Porfacing

{Verb}

To cover one's face in shit

Person 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I ate so much taco bell that I was porfacing my girlfriend while she ate my ass!

by Hugo_Large June 30, 2023

podfading

A podcast that after a while becomes less and less frequently updated and then blinks out altogether. Alternately a podcast that is going strong and suddenly stops.

The phenomenon has earned its own label, "podfading," coined by podcaster Scott Fletcher in February 2005 when he gave up on two podcasts of his own. -from Wired News By Steve Friess Feb, 07, 2006

by Charles Hodgson February 17, 2006

Pokerfacing

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.

Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.

by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

prefacing

The act of getting extremely drunk or "shitfaced" prior to attending an event. Also known as extreme pregamming.

Dave got so drunk prefacing the party that security wouldn't even let him in the door.

by the heat April 9, 2012

Porfing

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.

Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.

by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016

Pontacing

During the early hours of the morning, having sex with someone because you are sexually frustrated.

Pronounced pon-tack-ing

Oscar and Becky sneak off early one morning into another room in the house. Jens and Jones are in the room they left.
Jones: Where have they gone?
Jens: I think they have gone pontacing!!

by Jens and Jones November 23, 2011

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011