Definitions by e-man

Smear tactics 

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

Smear tactics by E-man June 21, 2016

podunking 

Living in a car. Similar to "boondocking" in an RV, podunking is dry camping in your average sedan, station wagon, or a van that has not been converted into an RV. Podunkers have no bathroom or cooking facilities in the vehicle.

My wife kicked me out of the house, so I've been podunking in my subuaru in the parking lot behind work.

podunking by e-man February 24, 2013

sandy koufax 

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.

"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"

sandy koufax by E-Man December 19, 2003

Road Smoothie 

Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway

I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.

Road Smoothie by E-man May 28, 2003