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podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.
Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.
by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011
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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
by Kermit-K July 13, 2016
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pewaphobia

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar
Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.
by gis_in_my September 23, 2010
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penaphobia

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
by Kelly April 19, 2005
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podophobia

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
Podophobia is a phobia of feet
by ljASHTON August 10, 2008
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Poophobia

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.
by ZguegMan May 8, 2014
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priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.
Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.
by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017
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