Nightmario

A portmanteau of "nightmare" and "scenario." It's the worst possible outcome of an already bad situation.

Getting dumped while Boston was down 7-1 was bad, but having the kiss cam catch it all was a total nightmario.

by gis_in_my November 07, 2011

butt air

An expulsion of atypically non-odoriferous pressure from the rectum.

I would excuse myself, but I'm pretty sure it's only butt air.

by gis_in_my September 09, 2010

pewaphobia

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

by gis_in_my September 22, 2010

Goofy Sleuth

An outsider that is too awkward to introduce themselves, but is obviously intrigued and won't stop studying your every move from a safe distance. They are usually unaware that you are aware.

Every so often I look over the balcony and see the same goofy sleuth peeping up at the party.

by gis_in_my October 10, 2016