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I won’t forget the time my cousin said pocon instead of popcorn
Example: “ Todo lo que comes son pOcOn”
“All you eat is pOcOn / popcorn
by Denki~Beautiful March 8, 2021
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juan de poco

Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.
The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.
by Bearcatkev August 1, 2018
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Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!
by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
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Poon Scrapper

poon scrapper

/pune skraper/

noun
1.

a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect

"a poon scrapper"

synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc

verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away

"poon scrapping"

synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer
Example One:

Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?

Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?

Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.

Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.

Man 1: Indeed.

Example Two:

Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.

Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats

Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.
by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019
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Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009
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poon poot

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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Poon toot

When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.
I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat
by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020
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