pocketpost 

Shitpost that involves pockets. Invented by r/5t44t4yf5frt3

time to shitpost, pocketpost time too

pocketpost by Nekromancers May 20, 2022

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP

"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"

pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

Pocket Post 

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.

Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.

Pocket Post by JesusJs August 16, 2010

pocketpussy 

A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.

Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.

pocketpussy by hggloub April 22, 2003

pocketpool 

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)

God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person

pocketpool by Don Faith June 11, 2006

pocketput

See pocketpussy. In the southern US (NC, SC) a pussy is often called a "put".

At South of the Border Kathy tried to buy a pocketpussy in their adult store. "Oh!" the sales clerk exclaimed, You mean a pocketput !

pocketput by SemiMicron August 14, 2006

pocketist

1. A person who is price conscious and makes the best purchase decision, while not necessarily being cheap.

2. An economically smart spender.

The pocketist was looking to get the highest quality product for the best price.

pocketist by Sal Beezy February 5, 2019