pocketput

See pocketpussy. In the southern US (NC, SC) a pussy is often called a "put".

At South of the Border Kathy tried to buy a pocketpussy in their adult store. "Oh!" the sales clerk exclaimed, You mean a pocketput !

pocketput by SemiMicron August 14, 2006

pocketrat 

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

pocketrat by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP

"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"

pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

Pocketbunnies

Extremely sexual and sleazy rockers...

Those rockers are real pocketbunnies

Pocketbunnies by Sleazebunny September 6, 2011

pocketbating 

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating

Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

pocketbating by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

Pocketful of Rainbows 

A Eureka 7 movie based in an alternate universe.

Eureka 7 Pocketful of rainbows was hard to find.

Pocketful of Rainbows by lazerus=lazyass March 31, 2010

Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.

Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."

Pocketful of Mustard by RichieRichie December 10, 2008