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See pocketpussy. In the southern US (NC, SC) a pussy is often called a "put".
At South of the Border Kathy tried to buy a pocketpussy in their adult store. "Oh!" the sales clerk exclaimed, You mean a pocketput !
pocketput by SemiMicron August 14, 2006
Words you can keep

pocketrat 

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.
A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.
pocketrat by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP
"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"
pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

Pocketbunnies

Extremely sexual and sleazy rockers...
Those rockers are real pocketbunnies
Pocketbunnies by Sleazebunny September 6, 2011

pocketbating 

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating
Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.
pocketbating by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

Pocketful of Rainbows 

A Eureka 7 movie based in an alternate universe.
Eureka 7 Pocketful of rainbows was hard to find.

Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.
Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."
Pocketful of Mustard by RichieRichie December 10, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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