pocketpussy

A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.

Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.

by hggloub April 22, 2003

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

pocket pussy

A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.

Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his pocket pussy in his truck !.

by Adonis May 23, 2005

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 19, 2019

Pocket Pussy

It's a vagina designed vibrator toy with an average sized tunnel of four to six inches long to fit the hand palm usually closed or open-ended made for travel companions to tuck away in their carry on bags.

I recommend a pocket pussy for my husband when he travels abroad.
Pocket pussy fulfills men desire when their wives are missing in action.

by Banana spoon April 9, 2017