pocketist

1. A person who is price conscious and makes the best purchase decision, while not necessarily being cheap.

2. An economically smart spender.

The pocketist was looking to get the highest quality product for the best price.

pocketist by Sal Beezy February 5, 2019

run yo pockets 

meanin to rob a bitch of everything he got.

bitch this aint no game run yo pockets motherfucker.

run yo pockets by ice man x August 30, 2003

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets 

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets by D_l_b February 28, 2022

pocketrat 

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

pocketrat by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

counting pockets by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

spaghetti pockets 

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

spaghetti pockets by myshkin August 2, 2012

run them pockets 

Another way to say "give me whats in your pockets!"

Bitch, I gots a shiv in this bitch so run them pockets!

run them pockets by Toukie June 28, 2006