plumpette
plumpette by milldenwall June 27, 2007
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Pimpette
A real queen who can get men to do the things she want's and needs them to do. A powerful fearless woman who is not afraid to assert boundaries and leave relationships that are not beneficial to her life. A woman who has multiple men in her life who assist her in making sure that her affairs are taken care of.
The Pimpette had a man who took care of her sexual needs and another who fulfilled her emotionally. Tinisha was a serious Pimpette who surrounded herself with men who were willing to assist her in making life easier.
Pimpette by Tinishawah December 7, 2022
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pimpette
A chick who can get as many guys as she wants, keep them if their worth it, and get anything she wants out of them.
pimpette by Pink Princess July 14, 2003
Plumpet
The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.
Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
Plumpet by kingcatIII December 30, 2022
pimpette
pimpette by Link of Crocker January 27, 2008
Blumpette
The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.
Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.
Blumpette by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
Pimpette
The ultimate female who can get whatever she wants with guys (even small things like drinks and ciggarettes) just by playing with their heads and using her looks. A pimpette can also hook up with lots of guys over the course of a short amount of time (ex. 1 week) without committing herself to them (not waiting for them to call, not falling in love, etc.) Some pimpettes will have sex with men to get what they want, but often they will not give head. However, they will receive it from guys if they want.
Jenna's got all these guys wrapped around her finger, doing whatever she wants them to, and she doesn't love them at all. She's a lil pimpette!
Pimpette by xx pimplayette August 31, 2003
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