Flumpette

A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.

They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.

They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.

Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."

Woman 2: "Who?"

Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."

Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"

by hteb78 August 9, 2023

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.

Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

plumpette

A plump or fat girl.

"Did you just see that plumpette walk past?"
"yeah, she was built like a tank"

by milldenwall June 27, 2007

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

Flomlette

A flomlette is a normal omelette but with a little surprise on top of it. You can offer one of ur friends a good morning omelette but little will they know that you have spat all ur flem onto it which makes “flomlette”

Here you go here is ur flomlette *smerking*

by Ryash4eva July 11, 2018

flumpet

Used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. Those within the flumpet section tend to think they're the best, even if they are not. They are brainwashed into thinking that "FLUMPETS R PWN" when, in fact, the Tubonerphone section is the best. 'Nuff said.

Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."

Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."

by He's a SQUIRREL July 26, 2010