Definitions by kingcatIII
MacBook
Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!
Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser
MacBook by kingcatIII July 21, 2024
nunanut
Reporter: What's your dream place to go to?
Me: I'd like to go to nunanut someday.
Reporter: What's your favourite food?
Me: Oh, it's definitely the nunanuts nuts!
Me: I'd like to go to nunanut someday.
Reporter: What's your favourite food?
Me: Oh, it's definitely the nunanuts nuts!
nunanut by kingcatIII March 1, 2024
Verizon
A crappy internet provider that constantly throttles its speed and latency because its router gets too fucking hot.
Verizon by kingcatIII December 22, 2023
Bluberry
A fatter version of a bubbery. Also bubbery's best friend. Extra protective, but has a intense eating disorder. Loves eating tummy-toast and Bloobabies. Shape as a peanut, and tries not to pop his little buddy...
Bluberry soaks as the juice of his pal comes raining out of his body.
"Bubbery looks like a prune." Bluberry shrieks.
With no choice left, Bluberry gulps down Bubbery, savory and tasteful. Then, Bluberry wakes up.
"Bubbery looks like a prune." Bluberry shrieks.
With no choice left, Bluberry gulps down Bubbery, savory and tasteful. Then, Bluberry wakes up.
Bluberry by kingcatIII January 4, 2023
Bubbery
Baby alive "blueberries" but extra squishy. Bluberry's little pal. Could be as small as Bloobabie's brain to as large as a plumpet. Please don't pop them...
Dora squeezes the bubbery as hard as he can, as Bubbery squeals in pain. Bluberry came to the rescue and smacks a Bloobabie at Dora's mouth. As he falls down, defeated, Bluberry goes to hug Bubbery. Unfortunately, Bluberry accidently jumps on bubbery and pops him.
Bubbery by kingcatIII January 4, 2023
Bloobabie
A fat bloated creature with transparent slimy flesh and a goofy smile. Loves bathing in expired fish sauce with a pinch of cockroach crisps. Diarrhea commonly chunky with clumps of purple liquid. Due to health problems, Bloobabies have 2 braincells that only knows the word "BLOOBABIE!" They all have serious diarrhea issues. Can gain up to 2000 pounds and pop their eyeballs out of their brain. Allergic to tummy-toast, lips will swole up like a helium balloon. In large quantities will be fatal.
"DORA, your new pet is pooping on the sofa again!" Tummy sighed.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.
Bloobabie by kingcatIII January 1, 2023