kingcatIII's definitions

Verizon

A crappy internet provider that constantly throttles its speed and latency because its router gets too fucking hot.

Me: "Yes! Die you minecraft idiots!"
Me: "OH GOD!"
"You died!"
Me: "LAG!! I HATE VERIZON"

by kingcatIII December 22, 2023

synomyn

A homophone and synonym for cinnamon

Mr. Cat: I am making a synomyn pie!

by kingcatIII November 29, 2023

munstrushshushers

A monster or a monstrosity

Danielle: What is that?
Julie: OH MY GOD!
munstrushshushers: ROAR!
John: IT'S A MUNSTRUSHSHUSHERS!!!
or
John: I'm making my science project!
Danielle: WHAT MUNSTRUSHSHUSHERS IS THAT!?
John: Huh?

by kingcatIII December 16, 2022

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by kingcatIII December 17, 2022

jhigabiffle

a vulgar slang or a word expressing joy

Danielle: jhigabiffle! its raining and i wanted to play outside!!!
or
Julie: jhigabiffle! i got a job! im going to be RICH!

by kingcatIII December 28, 2022

Tummy-Toast

A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...

"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.

by kingcatIII December 30, 2022

Plumpet

The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.

Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.

by kingcatIII December 30, 2022