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a ring doesn't plug a hole
This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.
Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
a ring doesn't plug a hole by skghskg June 3, 2010
plug the hole
plug the hole by mbellman June 3, 2010
Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?
A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.
Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy? by maximo hudson May 27, 2010
butt hole plug
butt hole plug by NiCkEnBoCkEr August 31, 2003
that don't plug the hole
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
that don't plug the hole by BillyBuggy May 19, 2016
Chicken in your plughole
The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.
Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!
Chicken in your plughole by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021
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