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PUFFIN HAM
This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.
My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.
My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.
I got my Ham Puffed last night.
My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.
My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.
I got my Ham Puffed last night.
PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011
Related Words
Pluffing • pluffin • puffin • Puffing • Plaffing • Puffing on a stogie • pluffie • puffinfresh • Puffin on zootiez • puffin the pooper
Puffin Forest
Puffin Forest by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020
Starfish Puffing
licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish
Starfish Puffing by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009
Penis Puffing
A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.
Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."
Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
Penis Puffing by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009
Puffincat
a hilarious youtube video about a Russian navy boat when the sailors on board crossed a cat with a puffin. getting in a series of adventures, usually ending up getting beaten up. crude and amateur-ish animation compliment the Borat style narration.
N>On the sheep in zee ocean iz zee puffincat in ze kitchen
link> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWXO87TlH4
link> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWXO87TlH4
Puffincat by ClergySpice February 28, 2009
Puffin on zootiez
Puffin on zootiez by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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