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A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
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zootiez can be referred to as a dank marijuana strain typically consumed while in bed a with a sexual partner
ex. “puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy

- Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
An extraordinary strain of marijuana, known to get the user abnormally “zooted.” A special bud excelling in enhancing the effects of sexual intercourse.
Future: “puffing on zootiez, she calling me daddy
zootiez by vSnaggerz_ April 29, 2022
zootiez can be referred to as a dank marijuana strain typically consumed while in bed a with a sexual partner
ex. “puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy

- Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022

Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.
Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.
Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future
Phencyclidine - aka PCP or "Angel Dust". Can be used to refer to other types of drugs, particularly when used as an adjective (eg "I was zooted last night...") but in NYC at least traditionally meant PCP.
"Jones is wigged - been smoking that zootie all day...."
zootie by VerbalGimp January 6, 2008
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