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The genital hair that grows between your asshole and balls/vagina otherwise known as the area called the gooch.
*some sloppy girls house*
Jimmy: Yo man I haven't seen you for hours man everything okay?
Billy: No man I went upstairs with Jill, and I was going down on her and she hadn't shaved her plouff
Jimmy: That's rough man. No pun inteaded
Plouff by supertongue December 18, 2011
Words you can keep
some chubby white trash bitch that had sex with christopher beaucage, he also has anal sex with his father
DAMN, plouff is one fat fuck!!!!!!!!!!
plouff by 666SuperSoldier666 July 14, 2010
Related Words
Plouffe plouff plouffen plouffy pluff ploff pluffy plouf pluffer pouffe
An extremely delicate item, Must be handled with care and love.
Wow my heart is such a pluffer...
pluffer by sadasdasd3q4324 April 28, 2016
1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.

2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.
"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"

Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).
ploffy by Lime&lily April 19, 2008

plouffen 

Can’t wait to see you later as I’m so plouffen for you.
plouffen by JukieC September 20, 2022

pouffant 

Originally from the French meaning "bursting out." From the verb, pouffer: to burst out. In English it has become an expression of exasperation. "We're burst out of luck."

pronounced: POOF-ahhn
Person 1: The restaurant is closed.
Person 2: ohhhhhh, pouffant.
pouffant by rjones24 April 4, 2009
A cute, fluffy dog or puppy.
A: "OMG!!! Look! Look! A Poodle!!"
B: "Aweee! Pluffie!!"
pluffie by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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