When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.
Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"