plouffen

Horny

Can’t wait to see you later as I’m so plouffen for you.

by JukieC September 20, 2022

Plouffe

The ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind.....like the Cheshire cat.

I blinked, and "Plouffe!!" he was gone with a smile.

by witchiwoman February 6, 2010

Plouffe

When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.

Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.

by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 8, 2012

Plouffe

(verb) To screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.

Upon missing the last note in Ziggy Stardust on Guitar Hero, Mike was informed that he had plouffed up.

by Tim-A September 20, 2006

Plouffe

To hump into submission.

I Plouffed her last night.

by gkaiser September 28, 2006

Plouffe

A French fart. Very dainty and effeminate. ALSO a major league baseball player (currently playing for the Minnesota Twins).

OH! I beg your pardon, I Plouffed.

by PorkchopHollway July 23, 2012