Plouff

The genital hair that grows between your asshole and balls/vagina otherwise known as the area called the gooch.

*some sloppy girls house*
Jimmy: Yo man I haven't seen you for hours man everything okay?
Billy: No man I went upstairs with Jill, and I was going down on her and she hadn't shaved her plouff
Jimmy: That's rough man. No pun inteaded

by supertongue December 18, 2011

Plouffe

The ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind.....like the Cheshire cat.

I blinked, and "Plouffe!!" he was gone with a smile.

by witchiwoman February 6, 2010

Plouffe

When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.

Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.

by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 8, 2012

Plouffe

(verb) To screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.

Upon missing the last note in Ziggy Stardust on Guitar Hero, Mike was informed that he had plouffed up.

by Tim-A September 20, 2006

Plouffe

To hump into submission.

I Plouffed her last night.

by gkaiser September 28, 2006

Plouffe

A French fart. Very dainty and effeminate. ALSO a major league baseball player (currently playing for the Minnesota Twins).

OH! I beg your pardon, I Plouffed.

by PorkchopHollway July 23, 2012

plouff

some chubby white trash bitch that had sex with christopher beaucage, he also has anal sex with his father

DAMN, plouff is one fat fuck!!!!!!!!!!

by 666SuperSoldier666 July 14, 2010