ploap

a sturdy poop (not watery or liquidy; one that is a sturdy log)

"Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"

"Clean up those ploaps!"

"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"

"These ploaps are everywhere!"

by Rad Parker November 12, 2012

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Ploap

The 20th day of any month.

Pronunciation: Plowp.

Rhymes with rope.

Employee: When am I getting paid?
Boss: On the ploap of October. Are you fine with that?
Employee: OK. Sounds good enough.

A: When will we celebrate Father's Day this year?
B: June 20.
A: Oh, so it falls on the ploap this time.

by Milaneso December 31, 2021

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ploap • plop • Plap • ploopy • ploops • PLOMP • Ploat • plapps • Plapper • Plapping

e-plop

E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox

E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

by Dan the Man From Manchester February 16, 2020

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Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.

by joseph blough February 25, 2022

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Plap

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023

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