ploaker

One who ploaks

"Oh Jim, You're such a ploaker"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

Pleaker

someone that is really easy to mess with

"I cant believe that toner thought we were serious.. He is such a pleaker!"

by Atay October 16, 2008

ML Ploker

It is a Filipino insult to Mobile Legends: Bang Bang players who keep sucking the dick of the copycat and greedy company known as Moontoon. These individuals are always relentless at defending Mobile Legends and are toxic to the point where you can compare them to toxic K-pop Stans.

Nawawalan ako ng braincells tuwing kausap ko ang mga ML Plokers

ML Plokers boast that they have a "World Championship" but only SEA countries attend

by gemminizer November 24, 2021

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019