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One who takes liberties with his female companions, especially after a hard night of drinking / drugs. Usually involves bending her over and giving it doggy-style or even up the rear.
Hey Bobby...guess what? I plooked Trevor's girlfriend last night.
plooker by roto-plooker August 22, 2003
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an insult for someone who acts in a stupid or thick-headed manner.
Francis you damn PLOOKER!!
plooker by DICKshunarie July 7, 2003
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1. one that, or he who, plookes.
2. a long narrow object, that for various reasons, is inserted into something else.
3. the person that inserts the object.
Did you see the plooker on that bull by the roadside? I'm glad I'm not a cow!
plooker by pyroclastic flow February 5, 2009
It is a Filipino insult to Mobile Legends: Bang Bang players who keep sucking the dick of the copycat and greedy company known as Moontoon. These individuals are always relentless at defending Mobile Legends and are toxic to the point where you can compare them to toxic K-pop Stans.
Nawawalan ako ng braincells tuwing kausap ko ang mga ML Plokers

ML Plokers boast that they have a "World Championship" but only SEA countries attend
ML Ploker by gemminizer November 24, 2021
dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
plonker by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
plonker by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005
A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.
Pooker by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009
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