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someone that is really easy to mess with
"I cant believe that toner thought we were serious.. He is such a pleaker!"
Pleaker by Atay October 16, 2008
Words you can keep
Postal worker that is high energy and lacks length of attention. Exceptionally outstanding in friendship zone and loves unconditional.
Check out my pleaker...she is the best
Pleaker by Valdiviamomma3 October 7, 2020

pleaserwhore 

A woman who tries to impress men by denigrating her own gender while lauding the male gender, in an attempt to gain what she sees as "male power"-by-association.
"I'm not like all those other women who are feminazis complaining about sexual harrassment! I like it when you big strong men tell me I have great tits! ...so, you guys think I'm cool, right? Right?!!"
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."

"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."
pleaserwhore by dozey12 September 23, 2012

Pleaverage 

Leverage, or mechanical advantage, applied to pursuits of pleasure, such as yoga or sex
Chick: Why y’all dudes dig it doggie style against walls, tables and floors?
Me: Pleaverage

Instructor: Let’s practice poses with straps and blocks

Student: Yay Pleaverage
Pleaverage by Todd-Tex January 2, 2018

People's pleaser 

Someone who's always nice, helpful and a basic moral support for just about anyone. Suppresses his (or her) own needs in order to please or satisfy (the needs of) others. The people's pleaser won't bother you with his or her own needs and problems, as this person is too keen on helping out others.

Great danger of being used (in the negative way)!!

In fact this is what girls should look for in a guy when looking for proper/stable "relationship material" (I guess), however, in some way this hardly ever results in a woman being either physically or sexually attracted. A people's pleaser is more likely to be put in the friends zone straight away, without even being considered dating material. Obviously this also works the other way around, where the girl is in the pleaser's role. But, as a fact, guys won't put the "pleaser" girls in a confined area called the friends zone as easily as girls would.

Closely related to being a nice guy, and unfortunately is as probable to lead to one-sided relationships. Where all the empathy and consideration comes merely from the people's pleaser, and for the good of the other person.
"Harry is suchs a nice guy, he's just a people's pleaser."

"Thanks for helping me out again, Mary, as always, you are too kind!"

After dating a girl for a while, she might tell you that:
"You're too good for me, you're such a people's pleaser. I see you as a friend/brother, rather than someone I'm physically or sexually attracted to."
People's pleaser by Modyg December 23, 2011

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

Pussy Pleaser 

Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.
I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.
Pussy Pleaser by Will Clouse March 30, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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