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The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
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Pool pisser 

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.
That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.
Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

smash pissers 

to smash pissers means to have sex.
hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?
smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007
noun: When you get so mad you suddenly get the extreme urge to piss. This is very annoying, as someone who suffers from pisserfit can never stay around long enough to retaliate to whatever made them mad, as they have to quickly find a bathroom.
That dude just threw garbage all over Joey and then grabbed his girlfriend's butt, but Joey couldn't do a thing about it becuase he got so mad he got pisserfit and had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Pisserfit by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.
Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

floor pisser

Someone who urinates all over a bathroom floor.
"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"
floor pisser by Bolton October 1, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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