Bolton's definitions

Hagging

When a young man attempts to hook up with much older women.

Derek, I am so horny for an old sea hag right now. Let's go hagging at the nursing home. I want a granny with a wrinkled cooch!

by Bolton June 26, 2009

Dumpster Party

A gathering of a group of gay men in an alley next to garbage dumpsters for the purpose of engaging in a homosexual orgy. One or more of the men often lean against a dumpster while giving or receiving a sexual move. Dumpster parties often occur late at night in alleys next to bars or fast food restaurants.

Let's meet up in the alley behind the Manhole bar in 10 minutes for an impromptu Dumpster Party. Several dudes are really going to give it to Diamond!

by Bolton April 14, 2011

wizard's sleeve

An asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!

by Bolton September 12, 2006

Jewfro

A "white man's afro" worn by jewish people.

Mr. Belding massaged his cock with Screech's sexy jewfro in front of Mr. Dewey's class at Bayside.

by Bolton September 21, 2005

floor pisser

Someone who urinates all over a bathroom floor.

"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"

by Bolton October 1, 2003

wigan kebab

meat and potato pie in a barm cake

i'm starvin get us a couple of pies and pasty, no actually getus some wigan kebabs

by bolton February 9, 2005

teabag

to drop one's nutsack into the open mouth of another person for sexual pleasure

Mr. Belding suddenly dropped trow and teabagged Screech in front of Mr. Tuttle's class at Bayside.

by Bolton March 3, 2005