Pleaseee 

IM BEGGING if you see a definition of ANDRELY, PLEASE ACCEPT

ive been trying for months and nothing yet, i wont ask for anything else, just this
PLEASE

“Did you see the definition I made for you with all my love?”

“Yes!!!!!! It was touching! Pleaseee accept my gratitude!”
“I’m glad it got accepted”

Pleaseee by sunny-on-lil-touch September 18, 2020

pleasebegaydar 

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes

Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

pleasebegaydar by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018

pleaseme 

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.

"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."

pleaseme by Talmanes November 10, 2005

Pleasehelpimlockedupinthebasement 

Means Kanye west has people in his collage dorm cellar

Wow, nice yeezys Bro. Pleasehelpimlockedupinthebasement

Pleasehelpimlockedupinthebasement by Magix men October 4, 2020

pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp 

something you say when you are going slowly crazy and need immediate mental help

P1:how are you feeling?
P2: im pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp

pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp by imacrazypersonpleasehelpme December 21, 2022

pleaseread 

Requested reading material

You'll find the pleaseread an absolute pleasure to read.

pleaseread by Hercolena Oliver March 4, 2009

pleaserespond

A very comical picture of Snake from the popular Metal Gear Solid series smiling happily into the camera.

":pleaserespond:"
"thanks guys :pleaserespond:"
"i love my mom :pleaserespond:"

pleaserespond by poopfartpoopshitgasfartpee April 5, 2022