pleaseme 

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.

"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."

pleaseme by Talmanes November 10, 2005

Please Please Me 

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

Please Please Me by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

pleasebegaydar 

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes

Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

pleasebegaydar by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018

Please Me 

A song made from Cardi B featuring Bruno Mars.

"Please Me Baby Turn Around And Just Tease Me Baby."

Please Me by Alexandria Carter March 9, 2019

Please Please Me 

1st album by The Beatles, released in 1963.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
I Saw Her Standing There
Misery
Anna (Go To Him)
Chains
Boys
Ask Me Why
Please Please Me
-SIDE 2-
Love Me Do
P.S. I Love You
Baby It's You

Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Taste Of Honey
Twist And Shout

"Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you"

Please Please Me by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018

Pleasehelpimlockedupinthebasement 

Means Kanye west has people in his collage dorm cellar

Wow, nice yeezys Bro. Pleasehelpimlockedupinthebasement

Pleasehelpimlockedupinthebasement by Magix men October 4, 2020

pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp 

something you say when you are going slowly crazy and need immediate mental help

P1:how are you feeling?
P2: im pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp

pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp by imacrazypersonpleasehelpme December 21, 2022