platetitude 

A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?

His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.

platetitude by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018

Plattitude 

The attitude or mindset that girls develop when at a school which has a poor student body ratio, such as 4:1 guys to girls, and the town is boring. This is especially prevalent at University of Wisconsin Platteville

I tried sayin hi to that girl over there... but she wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Yea.... shes got the plattitude

Plattitude by PilotX1 May 12, 2007

Pattitude 

Pattitude is attitude from a boy called Patrick.

"Oh ma god you got so much pattitude!!!!"

Pattitude by betslagmong February 1, 2013

Platitude salad 

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

Platitude salad by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

Platitude 

Platypus with attitude

The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.

Platitude by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009

prattitude 

When everything about ones demeanor or character or speech or attitude reeks of being a complete prat, having a false sense of entitlement, arrogance, and being clueless as to social etiquette due to aforementioned sense of entitlement and dumbfuckery.

Damn, that guy Blaque has a bad prattitude about.. well, everything!

Whenever James opens his mouth, he betrays his own irredeemable prattitude.

prattitude by wirdatrd May 16, 2013

planktitude 

A measure or act of total stupidity.

1) It took an enormous amount of planktitude to put petrol in the fuel tank of a diesel car.

2) Walking into a closed, glass patio door would be an act of planktitude.

planktitude by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009