planktitude 

A measure or act of total stupidity.

1) It took an enormous amount of planktitude to put petrol in the fuel tank of a diesel car.

2) Walking into a closed, glass patio door would be an act of planktitude.

planktitude by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

Plattitude 

The attitude or mindset that girls develop when at a school which has a poor student body ratio, such as 4:1 guys to girls, and the town is boring. This is especially prevalent at University of Wisconsin Platteville

I tried sayin hi to that girl over there... but she wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Yea.... shes got the plattitude

Plattitude by PilotX1 May 12, 2007

Platitude salad 

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

Platitude salad by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

Platitude 

Platypus with attitude

The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.

Platitude by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009

platitude salad 

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

platitude salad by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019

platitude 

A platypus's attitude, in a negative way.

"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"

platitude by ebkf October 22, 2007

Plattitude 

1. The way a platypus feels toward outside stimuli.
2. A perceptibly hostile manner as demonstrated by a platypus.

"Damn! That platypus has got some plattitude!"

Plattitude by Nick4208 February 23, 2015