The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.
by Branjamin Franklin July 18, 2009
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A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.
Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."
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Innate ability to add to a boring conversation
I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude
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"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"
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Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.
Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.
by Bah Zah June 9, 2020
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The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.
Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.
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Attending Bryce Jorgensons EDGE class
Bryce gave us this platitude :Listen to the inner hero, not the inner villain
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