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pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

Oriental Planner 

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.
Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........
Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.
planned hammer by cokemidget March 31, 2017

Just as planned 

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
Just as planned by kurouke November 12, 2010

planned obsession 

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.
"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"
planned obsession by badback9 September 20, 2013