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planka is a mixed word,between plonka and wanka.
god man ur such a planka! why did u do that ?
planka by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
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is a word that mean plonker n wanker at thte sme time
dat girl is a planka shes mental man!
planka by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
Pankaj is an introvert person tries to hide his feelings by showing coolness.. Portrays as if he cares about nothing but he actually does.... A fun loving person loved by all... Positive in nature
.... Hiding lot if emotions inside but showing none..
Person :pankaj u okay?
Pankaj :oh yes (with a big fake smile)
Pankaj by Grookie January 13, 2021

Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas
Plankton
Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011
Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.
When you go deep, you went plakata.
plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"