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planka is a mixed word,between plonka and wanka.
god man ur such a planka! why did u do that ?
planka by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
Words you can keep
is a word that mean plonker n wanker at thte sme time
dat girl is a planka shes mental man!
planka by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
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shorter word for the swedish word "plånbok" which means Wallet
guy1: "har du några pengar i plånkan?"
guy2: "ja men inte mycket.."
guy1: "här, du får tjugo kr från mig!"
guy2: "ah, tack! :)"
plånka by I need help. December 5, 2021
Pankaj is an introvert person tries to hide his feelings by showing coolness.. Portrays as if he cares about nothing but he actually does.... A fun loving person loved by all... Positive in nature
.... Hiding lot if emotions inside but showing none..
Person :pankaj u okay?
Pankaj :oh yes (with a big fake smile)
Pankaj by Grookie January 13, 2021

Plankton 

Plankton
Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011
Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.
When you go deep, you went plakata.
plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"



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