The cool as fuck, all-powerful, all-knowing being on the Cartoon Network
television show Adventure Time. He resides in the Time Room in the center of the multiverse, and can grant every being
one wish. The wishes are powerful enough to change timelines, or even create/destroy worlds, and unless these wishes are extremely specific, they can have an unforeseen
twist. He can also create material items for himself or others without it counting as a wish.
Jake: Make
Finn ok! I wish for safe
Finn!
Prismo: Wait.. dude, look.. I like you, so you should know my wishes always got an ironic twist to 'em. It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.
Jake: What?!
Prismo: You just gotta be really specific. Say your wish is "I wish for a back rub". Who's gonna give it to you? A dirty
man? A
bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner, leave some kid traumatized?
Cosmic Owl: *gasp*
Prismo: "Mom where did dad
go", "I don't know, son, he just disappeared from the table, sorry."
Jake: :Stares with jaw dropped:
Prismo: You see Jake, there's rules to this
stuff. Wishing an event to be changes elements before and after it. Memories
will be destroyed, babies will not be born, potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish.
Jake: :throws up: